City Hall of total Shame just postponed signing on with the national task force! What are they waiting for? Half of downtown could be missing right now.
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Can you feel the passive aggression exploding from the pores of Maximum Leader Samovar Adamski and his noble City Commissars? They're acting with Boldness and Decisiveness by not doing a damn thing!
Such a silly little thing this Joint Terrorism Task Force is, they're all thinking, and if all the Honest Comrades of Portlandistan just join hands and eminate a penumbra of Peace Vibes, all the Bad Guys will be stopped in their tracks, cease their BadGuying, splash on some patchouli, and hop in a VW Westphalia bus and get mellow at The Country Fair.
On a related topic, given how much Maximum Samovar likes dressing up like a pothole repairman, does anyone else think he might have a cop costume or Olde Time Sherrif's get up (with the two capgun revolvers in little holsters) that he camps about in, trying to act the hardguy?
I am sure this will make the national news -- I just hope the "Wrong people" don't get wind of it.. No the kind of attention we need... What a sad state of affairs!
What are they waiting for? a payoff to do one or the other.
Their West Hills overlords haven't spoken up yet on what they want done.
They are like a news anchor when the teleprompter goes out...
Can you feel the passive aggression exploding from the pores of Maximum Leader Samovar Adamski and his noble City Commissars? They're acting with Boldness and Decisiveness by not doing a damn thing!
Such a silly little thing this Joint Terrorism Task Force is, they're all thinking, and if all the Honest Comrades of Portlandistan just join hands and eminate a penumbra of Peace Vibes, all the Bad Guys will be stopped in their tracks, cease their BadGuying, splash on some patchouli, and hop in a VW Westphalia bus and get mellow at The Country Fair.
On a related topic, given how much Maximum Samovar likes dressing up like a pothole repairman, does anyone else think he might have a cop costume or Olde Time Sherrif's get up (with the two capgun revolvers in little holsters) that he camps about in, trying to act the hardguy?
Posted by: Wuff-Tuff PDX | February 24, 2011 at 03:56 PM
I am sure this will make the national news -- I just hope the "Wrong people" don't get wind of it.. No the kind of attention we need... What a sad state of affairs!
Posted by: tombrooks | February 24, 2011 at 04:17 PM
They all are f**king morons.
Posted by: Ralph Kramden | February 24, 2011 at 05:29 PM
Samovar Adamski and Portlandistan...what a hoot...good laugh...if it only weren't sooooo true.
Posted by: JoelinPDX | February 24, 2011 at 06:34 PM
Vote ALL of these so-called city "leaders" out of office.
I mean a CLEAN SWEEP.
Posted by: Miken | February 24, 2011 at 07:14 PM
proof more than one local politician might not have it together.
Posted by: critic | February 24, 2011 at 07:51 PM
What are they waiting for? a payoff to do one or the other.
Their West Hills overlords haven't spoken up yet on what they want done.
They are like a news anchor when the teleprompter goes out...
Posted by: pdxcad | February 24, 2011 at 08:09 PM
Could Scam even get an FBI clearance? Probably not.
Posted by: Mike H | February 25, 2011 at 09:42 AM