Espresso (for 1) early in the morning before making espresso (for 400) later in the morning. A little sourdough with a chunk of Stilton on the side, and I’m rarin’ to go.
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Fun fact: Coffee cravings go ⬆️ on hot days, not ⬇️. Trust me on this, I’ve got 27 years of data to back it up. And it’s gonna be 99° later today. But I’ll be packing 80 pounds of ice for you chillers.
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Fortunately, I’ve discovered the perfect method for keeping cool in the Javamobile on hot days: I just drop trou and enjoy the breezes and the occasional runaway ice cube. No one can see below the counter anyway, so why not? (Attention County Health Department: That’s a JOKE).
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Looks like we’ll be returning to masks and such. And I’ll be putting out the pylons again to keep my customers from crowding each other: ⬅️6 feet➡️. I’ll probably go back to bleaching and toasting cash again today.
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None of this would have been necessary, but for the superstitious, the ignorant and the fearful amongst us who’ve set us back months, and killed thousands of our friends, neighbors and loved ones. Thanks a helluva lot for that, antivaxxers and freedumb fighters. 👌🏼 (I’m looking at you, DeSantis & Abbott).
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Stay safe, folks. We slew the diabolical dragon last November, we can slay this too.
Go for it, Lindner, although you did miss the just plain jerks and misinformed who claim the vax will give them Covid, it won't. Will magnetize them, not even. Or cause their kidneys to fail, pathetic.
Posted by: Joel | August 14, 2021 at 08:22 AM
Hey, Bruce, just wear a pair of swim trunks, or shorts, show off those legs!! And if people are offended, thats their problem, theres other coffee stands they can go to, without the class, quality, and charming repartee. Love ya.
Posted by: Jann M | August 15, 2021 at 12:34 AM